I'm sorry, but the world needs to see this:

Christoff9: I like having short hair, but this is fun for me
Thalia291: ha
Thalia291: to weird us out? ;-)
Christoff9: Yes!
Christoff9: THough my pubes are getting way too long
Christoff9: I cant wait to cut those
Christoff9: They are down to my ankles
Christoff9: I braided them yesterday
Thalia291: oh Chris :-)
Christoff9: What do you think... should I part them on the side or down the middle?
Thalia291: middle
Christoff9: Okay, it's a deal!

Self explanatory :-)
Love, Chris